a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove past me
I swear to god bruh
Let me catch you in the streets
Bruh I swear to god
ugh sorry i didn’t have time to clean
I'm at a loss for complimentary adjectives for how amazing you look.
haha, wow, thank you (:
Accidentally coming out to my family
Uncle: are you texting a boy?
Uncle: why not??
Me: boys are gross
Uncle: *sarcastically* you a lesbian?
Me: *doesn't look up from phone* yeah
i feel like amy adams in american hustle in this dress which might be exaggerating but this is ridiculous