real thought i just had: who do i have to fuck to make these periods stop

…….

so I learned I can’t return my textbooks to the coop at this point even though I missed it by only two days and I bought the wrong textbooks. So that’s $300 gone. I have no idea what to do… I need these books and I need that money back. Does anyone have any ideas besides crying? I’ve figured out that part

People get mad when you treat them how they treat you.
(via lipstick-bullet)

why did the fates decide to shit on me today

proof of owl

proof of owl

oldrags:

Fan by Edmund Soper Hunt Fan Factory, late 19th century United States (Massachusetts), MFA Boston

oldrags:

Fan by Edmund Soper Hunt Fan Factory, late 19th century United States (Massachusetts), MFA Boston

im tired but i cant sleep while this nocturnal predator is in my apartment

*hears scratching coming from owl box*

*looks over at owl box* *sees just one wing sticking outside the box*

me: put that wing back inside or so help me

*owl and i stare at each other*

*slowly, owl sticks wing back inside the box*

TWO MINUTES LATER

*owl escapes from box*