Bikini Bottom just got real..



I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.


This is my dream. With fast internet.


im gonna fart so loud and when i leave you will finally understand why storms are named after people

blackbirdsandtrumpets replied to your post “i just had to explain what lube was to my roommate”

i explained what a blow job was to a girl when i was a freshman while we were dissecting frogs and she threw up.

that’s a story, holy shit

the more i try and think of a better response, the less i have to say

i just had to explain what lube was to my roommate


I wish none of you were sad

You deserve the kind of love you would give someone else.
#127: (February 3, 2014)

just scared the shit out of my roommate and her brother by accident lmao